The one-liners are stars in themselves - whether it's Junaid scolding Kabir, 'Gana pasand nahin tha, toh bol dete - music system todne ki kya zaroorat thi?' or a brilliant little to-and-fro about iPads and Lagaan, the dialogues keep you giggling, even in tense moments. Varun plays a funny, sunny guy with typically breezy perfection but John is surprisingly good, delivering dour, sour one-liners with deadpan panache. Kabir and Junaid find Ishika (Jacqueline), a hot chor, and several suspicious characters including cricket aficionado Wagah (Akshaye) and rock-faced Rahul Dev, playing Altaf from 'Abudhin', a nation of tigers and terrorists.ĭishoom is made electric by Junaid and Kabir's chemistry. MEA sends in India's secret weapon - surly, chain-smoking top-cop Kabir (John), assisted by Junaid (Varun). Muttering 'Is news se dange ho sakte hain', Ms. India's external affairs minister, sporting a big bindi, receives a video with a Pakistani kidnapper threatening to kill Viraj. Just before an India-Pakistan cricket face-off in the Middle East, top Indian batsman Viraj (Saqib) is kidnapped.